April 06, 2005

50% Off!!!

I heard a commercial on the radio advertising half-off plastic surgery.

That's like "buy one tit, get the second tit free".

Posted by Ted at April 6, 2005 08:33 PM
Category: Square Pegs

How does this apply to nose jobs or breast reduction surgery?

Posted by: Brian J. at April 6, 2005 10:01 PM

A woman in my neighborhood had breast enhancement. While in there, the doc told her if she wanted her eyes done, he'd give her a discount if she got everything done together.

I said to my husband, "What is this? Get one set of eyes done, get the other at 1/2 off?"

The guy was a quack and botched up her eyes... the ones on her face. Too bad. She was all of 36.

Posted by: Boudicca at April 7, 2005 12:00 AM

Perhaps Tom Green can finally get himself a pair of stunt doubles!
Or,if I get an extension do they have to be parallel or in series?HAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Russ at April 7, 2005 12:04 AM

At a meeting today, someone mentioned getting "a hummer for a whole weekend." Imagine the men's dismay when the speaker was talking about the car as an item in a silent auction. ;)

Posted by: dawn at April 8, 2005 03:57 PM
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