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Velociman:
TOYING WITH MY TICKERI saw in a flyer today where Walgreen's is selling a personal defibrillator for
$1,495. Please. My coinhabitants of this hovel can't even put their dirty socks in the hamper. And I'm going to let them put the paddles to my heart? I don't fucking think so.I am a fan of 911. Call it. Let the professionals revive me. You? Stay the fuck away from me, with those paddles.
Velociworld is full of brilliance like this.
Posted by Ted at August 2, 2005 05:06 AM | TrackBackI think this is one of my favorite posts of his. I sent it to my Dad. It just seemed like something he would write.
Posted by: Bou at August 3, 2005 10:03 PM