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C'mon, you know it's true, Chuck Norris Jokes are a New Year's Tradition!
My favorites:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
What, you got something against tradition?
Posted by Ted at January 1, 2006 01:15 AM | TrackBackHappy New Year, Ted.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at January 1, 2006 07:46 AMI'm sure you've heard this one, but I digs it:
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer.
Too bad he's never cried.
Posted by: BLUE at January 9, 2006 01:03 PMOops... hehehe... I guess I should have visited the link *before* commenting... that was right at the top of the list.
Dohl!
Sorry about that.
Posted by: BLUE at January 9, 2006 01:06 PM